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The Society of Professional Eggineers is to the egg world as engineers are to us. A selection of humorous designs to tickle the funny bone of your engineer at birthdays, holidays and graduation.

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Baby Eggs Baby egghead designs make funny gifts for baby showers and holidays	Eggineer Calendar Eggineers are engineering eggheads. Tickle the funny bone of your favorite engineer with this humorous calendar featuring 12 months of engineering professionals.	Egg-cellent Calendar, Egg-cellent Calendar, a humorous play on the word excellent. This egghead critter calendar will tickle the funny bone of your favorite egg lover and cook all year long.	Egghead Band Calendar Boogie throughout the entire year with a funny musical egghead band calendar.
Deviled Egg Deviled egg. This egghead with horns and a pitchfork makes a humorous gift design for your favorite cook or egg lover, at birthdays, holidays, summer picnics and Halloween.	Picnic Time Picnic Time. This humorous deviled egg and pickled red beet egghead will make your favorite picnicker smile. Unique gift design for cooks and barbeque gurus at birthdays and holidays.	Pickled Egg Pickled. This purple pickled egg is ready to picnic. A humorous food design to tickled the funny bone of your favorite cook at birthdays and holidays. Great gear for summer barbeques.	Housework Housework gives me hives. An egghead holding a vacuum cleaner and duster with a case of hives will tickle the funny bone of anyone who hates to clean. A humorous design for birthdays and holidays.
Plastered Let's get plastered with an egghead plastering itself with joint compound is a humorous design for party hardy college students and construction workers at birthdays, holidays and back to school.	Egg Sighting Excited about eggs? Egg sighting, with an egghead looking through a telescope is a humorous play on the word exciting. Funny food design for birthdays and holidays for egg lovers and cooks.	Egg Poacher This egghead holding a rifle with the text Egg Poacher is a humorous food design. Fun and unique gifts for cooks, chefs, hunters and food lovers at birthdays, holidays and hunting season.	Upper GI This egghead's Upper GI tract X-ray is showing a large growth in it's intestinal tract. This humorous medical design makes a fun gift for medical professionals at birthdays, holidays and graduation.
Little Pinch You'll feel just a little pinch. An egghead holding a large hypodermic needle with a phrase used by needle wielding nurses is a fun design for birthdays, holidays, graduations and get well wishes.	Dr. Frypan Call Doctor Frypan. An egghead nurse and doctor standing over a broken egg is a humorous design for both cooks and medical professionals at birthdays, holidays and graduation.	Hot Tub An egghead in a pot of water on the stove with the text Hot Tub is a humorous kitchen and spa design for chefs, cooks and egg lovers. Fun gifts for birthdays and the holidays.	My Nest Egg An egghead sitting in a nest with the text My Nest Egg is a humorous design for financial planners, advisers and investors. Fun gift design for birthdays, holidays and retirement parties.
Eggcellent Waitress Eggcellent waitress is a play on the word excellent. A humorous egghead in a waitress apron and carrying a tray stacked high with platters. Funny gifts for restaurant workers at birthdays and holidays	Eggcellent Chef Eggcellent chef with an egghead wearing a chefs hat and holding a spoon ans spatula is a humorous food design. Fun gifts for excellent cooks and kitchen gurus at birthdays and holidays.	Egg Chef A humorous egghead wearing a chefs hat and holding a spoon and spatula with the text egg chef. Funny gifts for cooks and kitchen gurus at birthdays, holidays and graduation.	Eggs-treme Scrapbooking Eggs-treme Scrapbooking. A humorous egghead with paper pieces floating and stuck to it's shell and books, scissors and glue is a funny gift design for birthdays, holidays and National Scrapbooking Day
Pirate Egghead An egghead wearing a pirate hat and an eye patch and holding a flag is a funny gift design for pirate lovers, cooks and kitchen raiders at birthdays and holidays.	Hard Boiled This hard boiled egg is an exercise guru at heart and it has the muscles to prove it. Tickle the funny bone of your favorite body builder or cook with this humorous design at birthdays and holidays.	WI-FI I've gone WI-FI. This humorous egghead sporting an antenna is a fun gift design for computer geeks, IT personnel and engineers at birthdays, holidays and graduation.	Spoiled Rotten Spoiled rotten with a stinky egghead is a humorous attitude gift design. Tickle the funny bone of your special someone at birthdays, holidays and special occasions.
Accountant Accountant with an egghead juggling numbers is a humorous gift design for accountants and college students at back to school, birthdays, holidays, graduation and tax season.	Crack Me Up An egghead with a large crack covered by bandaids and the text, You crack me up, is a humorous egghead design for birthdays, holidays and special occasions.	Eggheads Rule Eggheads Rule. This regal egghead is sporting a crown and ready to take command. A humorous design for your favorite egghead at birthdays, holidays and graduation.	Egghead Holidays Humorous egghead designs for Valentines Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter and the winter holidays. Funny gifts for both holidays and birthdays.

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